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27 Incredibly Ridiculous Things People Actually Buy Kids








26.

Ride Along Vacuum
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Vacuums are full of dirt, dust, and bacteria. Why would anyone want their child to play with one as if it were a toy

25.

Onesie with a built-in mop
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For the parent who wants the baby to earn their keep

24.

Baby Butt Fan
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Technically, the idea of fanning a baby’s butt before putting the diaper back on works. It does reduce the number of diaper rashes. But do you really need a specific device for that purpose? Just use the diaper itself or any old fan would do the trick

23.

The Thudguard
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If you’re cautious enough to buy a helmet for a crawling baby then you’ve most likely already gotten rid of any of the objects in the childs play area that could cause harm. Furthermore, a little bump would be good the childs development. The baby will start recognizing the concept of being careful

22.

Tummy Tub
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Silly marketing gimmick. It’s basically a overpriced bucket

21.

Pee-Pee Teepees
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This product is suppose to solve the problem of getting peed on while changing a diaper. It sounds like an okay idea but babies move around and this thing almost always falls off

20.

Baby high heels

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Babies + heels = ridiculous idea

19.

The Kickbee
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This belt has a motion detector that detects when a baby has kicked. It then updates all your friends on social media that a kick has just occurred. Why do all my friends on social media need real time updates of something so trivial

18.

The iPotty
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They can’t even use a regular toilet yet you want us to give them a expensive electronic device to play with as they poop

17.

The Peekaru
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Uncomfortable, inconvenient, expensive, and slightly creepy! What happened to good old fashion blankets

16.

The Bottle Holder
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For the parent who is too lazy to feed their own child

15.

Windi Gas Relievers
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Babies become reliant on it for gas relief. Let your baby learn how to pass gas on its own

14.

Crumb Cap
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Just buy a good old fashion bib. It’s half the cost and just as effective

13.

Snazzy Baby Knee Pads
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Just another money grab aimed at the overly protective parents market

12.

Baby Toupee
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You could just wait till the child actually grows hair

11.

Placenta Brooch
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For easy storage of the placenta. gag

10.

Nosefrida The Snotsucker
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The picture alone makes me want to vomit. I think i’ll just stick to regular tissues

9.

Baby Poop Alarm
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As if the smell of poop wasn’t enough to let you know a change needs to happen, these guys invented an alarm to let you know if a diaper is full

8.

Laugh and Learn Apptivity Case
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Babies should not be messing around with expensive cell phones. In my day babies played with stuffed animals and were quite happy to do so

7.

The Baby Lasso
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No words

6.

The Daddle
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This is a parents worst nightmare. It’s a pain to put on, it will make you incredibly tired, and the kid will want to play horsey far more often. I’ll just stick to the occasional piggy back ride

5.

Grillz Pacifier
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There is nothing cute about making your baby look like a “gangsta rapper”.

4.

Baby Bangs
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Just like the toupee, you can wait till your child grows out their own hair

3.

Redneck Pacifier
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2.

The Crying “Analyzer”
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It looks like a great idea but it doesn’t work

1.

Zacky Hand Pillow
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