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Less than subtle signs that the universe hates you


1. Remember folks, brake on the left, gas on the right.

1 - Remember folks, brake on the left, gas on the right.

2. When that long day just got a little longer...

2 - When that long day just got a little longer...

3. When you invite your crush to come watch you play...

3 - When you invite your crush to come watch you play...

4. "I heard a whooshing noise and then half my house was gone..."

4 - "I heard a whooshing noise and then half my house was gone..."

5. Nature can be a cruel beast.

5 - Nature can be a cruel beast.

6. In his defense... there should have been some kind of warning sign.

6 - In his defense... there should have been some kind of warning sign.

7. Incoming!

7 - Incoming!

8. Just sitting in traffic minding your business when suddenly...

8 - Just sitting in traffic minding your business when suddenly...

9. When your buddy talks you into letting him drive the jet-ski.

9 - When your buddy talks you into letting him drive the jet-ski.

10. When you're in too big of a hurry to leave the house..."

10 - When you're in too big of a hurry to leave the house..."

11. "Why aren't you wearing your helmet on the battlefield soldier?"

11 - "Why aren't you wearing your helmet on the battlefield soldier?"

12. When doing it yourself means still having to hire a professional...

12 - When doing it yourself means still having to hire a professional...

13. "Uh ladies and gentlemen this is the pilot speaking... I regret to inform your the flight is going to be slightly delayed..."

13 - "Uh ladies and gentlemen this is the pilot speaking... I regret to inform your the flight is going to be slightly delayed..."

14. Go to the petting zoo they said... it'll be fun they said...

14 - Go to the petting zoo they said... it'll be fun they said...

15. When you co-workers leave you to fend for yourself.

15 - When you co-workers leave you to fend for yourself.

16. When you're already running late to work...

16 - When you're already running late to work...

17. I hope you opted for the insurance on those canoe rentals...

17 - I hope you opted for the insurance on those canoe rentals...

18. Have fun cleaning that up!

18 - Have fun cleaning that up!

19. When you didn't respond to that Nigerian Prince's email...

19 - When you didn't respond to that Nigerian Prince's email...
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